Thursday, May 07, 2009

Alyx Vance Fucking

What we seem to have here is a failure to communicate. As much as I hate repeating myself it is apparently necessary.

Dear anyone and everyone that has arrived here thanks to these or similar search terms:

-alyx vance nude patch

-"Alyx Vance" fuck

-alyx vance fucking


Women do not exist to tingle your peen. Tough, but true. Is it at all possible that yo can try and see a woman in a video game as something other than wank material? Especially when that particular character manages to SAVE YOUR ASS on multiple occasions?

Or you could grow the fuck up and learn how to talk to real girls. Just a thought.

Edited to add: and to the person (and any subsequent people) who got here by searching for "Alyx Vance rape"? Go fuck yourself, because that is the only fucking you deserve, motherfucker.

Edited for Neil in the comments:

Neil, I'm not mad. I'm just sick and tired of entitled man-children who think women exist as fuck holes. If you want something to fuck, well...you have yourself, so why don't you just run along and do that now. And take your "lol" with you. You'll need it.

ETA The Third: I also want to thank you sexist motherfuckers for driving up my stats with your sophmoric fantasies. Lemme know how that all works out for you, why don't ya?

4 comments:

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  2. Yeah, the "alyx vance rape" kinda made me puke. People are sick.

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  3. Lol it is funny have you every though it is simple can be found by searching for Alyx Vance?

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