In the process of describing an event of being hit on at work to my spouse, and how I didn't really like it:
Spouse: "I'm sorry, baby. Was it positive or negative?"
Me: "Positive, I'm just a bitch who doesn't really like straight guys."
Spouse: "You know, sadly I'm not sure whether you're being sarcastic, ironic or serious."
Me: "A little of both really."
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